The Secret Life of Bz

I'm Mike,
A blond.
A boy.
and not afraid to be drunk.
Good Stuffz
Funny Bitches

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

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Wayyy #latergram of me at the #bae

stacksbreadup:

So real

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

randywhorton:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This is amazing


Get a job

I have 2 jobs

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